Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The Most Bizarre Google Searches That Have Found My Blog

Yes, I went through all 4,400+ search terms that led people to this blog.  Without further ado, the best of the best...


Leading off with "Horrible Typos and Grammar Shortcomings:"
  • sexual relatinship valgar
  • angelina jolie boops
  • are women who are he she real
  • best style of ideal focking
  • dejvid boreanaz - I like how he spelled Boreanaz right and David wrong
  • first look at caracell mall
  • herrington sabres galisano
  • how do i win at internet
  • j have a small penis and my prefere wife the big black penis 
  • i want to be a porn stare 
  • ultimaye surrendet male version free vodeo 
  • valger sex craim

Fags
  • Derek Roy Gay
  • brad richards gay or girlfriend
  • bryan murray's lisp be cured?
  • gay wargames
  • gays rubbing their dicks
  • halloween gay pissing psycho
  • justin bieber likes to suck penis
  • you're all retarded fags
  • is tomas vanek gay?

Important Questions
  • how to satisfy a girl while making sex relation
  • is eric staal good in bed?
  • what about timothy olyphant?
  • what does the phrase "criminally vulgar" mean?
  • what is this about derek roy being a locker room cancer
  • where does the penis go in the vagina
  • why are pittsburgh steeler fan so obnoxious
  • why are women lazy in the sack
  • why do hate sedins
  • are there rapes at carousel center

Irrefutable Truths
  • Fat Steelers Fan
  • This gave me erectile Dysfunction
  • bandwagonburgh
  • cat gave me a boner
  • being an islander fan sucks
  • best blog ever vulgar
  • Cam ward sucks
  • cost of watching 17 flyers fans beat the shit out of a devils fan priceless
  • girls are doing shitting & pissing
  • i'm gonna touch her titties
  • intelligent women sport shorter hair
  • linda cohn is a stupid bitch
  • my cat bullies me
  • oh that's awesome girl
  • phil kessel down syndrome
  • rick nash was cute when he was skinny
  • sidney crosby pays for hookers
  • we speak the same language bjork
  • zombies ate my penis
  • you make me want to falcon punch babies

What the hell?
  • Peyton Manning Illegitimate Children
  • Tom Brady Illegitimate Children
  • things that have a 1 in 4 chance of happening
  • pat kaleta legos
  • thomas ashley vanek
  • swallowed promise ring
  • tim connolly werewolves writing
  • a brief history of my thumb
  • biron fight with rick jeanneret
  • blue circular hazmat suit sticker
  • duck shitting on redwing jersey
  • hate the bruins poem
  • mike grier stats "hat trick"
  • mother teresa touching
  • pilgrims dying time
  • quebec snowman thing
  • racist animorphs
  • sabres flyers poop photo
  • thomas vanek fan fiction
  • tim connolly disgusting fetishes
  • vulgar poems for fat guys
  • vulgar version of beverly hillbilly lyrics
  • zombie alexander hamilton
  • вино strawbery
I Have Learned Far Too Much About The Masturbatory Habits Of Strangers

  • Starcraft Porn
  • cats and erectile dysfunction
  • fucking dolphin
  • michele bachmann bdsm
  • opium den women
  • orgasm skirt
  • bear dicks
  • green man boner
  • herpes porn
  • hockey tits bruins
  • i showed dick to kid i first grade
  • kids penis
  • mickey mouse porn
  • nhl nude
  • rooting around in her rump
  • school yard penis from space
  • starcraft nude tower defense
  • titty coming out of a pussy
  • toddlers penis norm
  • trent dilfer butt photos
  • vintage dutch sex
  • weckpussy
  • zdeno charas fat penis
Zdeno Chara's fat disfigured caveman penis indeed.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Transgenderism and Gender Fluidity (Not Safe for Work - Sexuality)

I'd like to think I can say I haven't struggled with this topic because I have a pretty good sense of self, but that wouldn't be true.  I think I get more hung up on the terminology more than anything.  Gender-fluid, gender-queer...both of these things fit me...and then they don't.  I always had an inkling that a part of me was supposed to be female, but at my core I am probably a male with some female sensibilities.  What does that make me?  I don't know.  And I think that as we move forwards, my transgender identity is going to shrink because these things that I identify with are going to be applied to a specific gender less and less.  So I'm left with something that not only doesn't fit, but also may not be long for this world.

Perhaps I should take a step back and define Transgenderism. To most people it means boys who want to be girls and vice versa, but it actually encompasses a lot more. You can be considered transgendered if:
  • You feel you’re the opposite gender as your biological sex (and in some cases have the brain chemistry of you preferred gender despite your anatomical representation)
  • You’re born with multiple sets of sex organs.
  • You’ve undergone a transition from male to female or vice versa, whether it includes changing clothing, taking hormones, undergoing surgery, or all of the above.
  • You crossdress.
  • You consider yourself to be both genders, or without gender (This is me a little.)
  • Your gender varies from day to day.
  • You don’t feel like you fit the stereotypes of one gender or another well enough to identify as such. (This is perhaps where I fit best.)
It’s that last one that really gets to me because I think it at least partially describes every human being that has ever existed. A lot of the things that make you one gender or another are based on arbitrary rules. Men wearing their hair shorter than women, or women wearing dresses. We see these things and they help us identify someone as male or female, but more and more we find out that that’s very vague, and ultimately untenable.  And there's no real reason why those things have to apply to either gender at all.

So I’m like…yeah I’m a guy…I guess, I mean I have the correct anatomy (big anatomy)…but I’m partial to thongs, and androgynous clothes (i.e. pants and shirts) cut and sewn to fit women, and I like pink (pink, not douchebag frat boy salmon) and I like girls that look and act like men. And I hate working on cars and I hate action movies. I prefer romantic comedies and love stories. But I play sports and am one of the toughest people I know. And one of the most emotionally empathetic and sensitive. It's like trying to put together picture with pieces from a bunch of different pictures.


I'm not sure if a recent incident has crystallized things for me, or muddled them even more.  I was asked to fill out a form today that had spaces to indicate race and gender.  I figured I could leave both questions blank, and am fairly certain I am legally allowed to do so.  However the proctor would not take my form until I filled them out, going as far as to tell me, “you would put down male and white.”  My jaw almost dropped at that one.  How stupid do you have to be to work in human resources, where you’re trained all damn day on sensitivity, to take one look at someone and say, ‘oh, you’re white.’  Are you fucking kidding me?

Obviously what is more applicable to me is the gender aspect of that…which…whatever.  Even though it was an incredibly (INCREDIBLY) offensive thing to say, I’m not sure there is much that offends me terribly on a personal level.  I think I was more aghast at her stupidity, and then disappointed at her stupidity than anything.  It adds another complication to a gender identity that is currently unclear.  I have to admit that seeing things put into a rigid black and white (or perhaps pink and blue) format made me extremely uncomfortable.  The more I had to check male or female on each form, the worse I felt.


At the end of all this, I feel as I often do when trying to tackle gender identity, overwhelmed.  There is so much there to dissect, and so little of it clear.  It sucks to not be able to put a finger on a part of yourself, but perhaps it's best to move forward with that in mind.  After all, as we continue to try to categorize people, we realize further how futile that really is.

Flexibility is a Good Thing

On Twitter I follow a guy who uses the handle @nxtArrowpres who tweets a lot about nontraditional business practices like letting your employees have more vacation, unlimited flex time and so on. It all goes back to one thing, comfortable employees make the best employees.

What you think about it the current business model is really stupid. You pack up your shit in the morning to leave the place that brings you the most comfort to go to a place with several rules that seemed designed to make you uncomfortable. If you're doing it right, you spend more of your waking time during the week at this uncomfortable place than you do at home.

If you're anything but a bachelor with no life, this can be a huge source of stress. What if the kids get sick, who's going to take the dog out, how am I going to find time to eat, can I make it to the store before it closes, what can I do for the girlfriend's birthday without compromising work? It gets worse when you factor in the commute. Driving is stressful enough alone, but adding a half hour to two hours to the time you're spent away from managing your life is even worse.

This baffles me. Why companies want to ensure the stress of their employees is beyond me, especially when the solutions are so simple.

In the world of high speed internet, cheap scanners, and VOIP the necessity of being in the office has all but disappeared. I honestly can't tell you a single thing that I do at work that I couldn't take care of at home in the comfort of PJ pants while being able to take the dog out. And not only does this make me a better worker (and more willing to work), but it actually saves the company money because I use fewer resources.

It's not like flextime is all that difficult either. Studies show that employees that are allowed to set their own hours (so long as they meet deadlines and company goals) are not only happier, but also more productive. Not everyone fits into the 8-5 box, so why force them to? If someone wants to work 10-7, let them.

I feel like we stick to the old model because that's the way things always been, which offers absolutely no advantage whatsoever.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Tim Tebow: American Dickbag

Look...from all accounts, Tim Tebow is the nicest human being on the planet. I have no idea what his actual position is on LGBT rights or same sex marriage. What I do know is that Tebow put his face and star power to an organization called Focus on the Family, advertising during last year's Super Bowl.

Focus on the Family was founded in 1977 by James Dobson in Colorado Springs, Colorado, the same man who would go on to found the Family Research Council with whom FotF is closely affiliated (more on them later).

As you would expect, FotF is against same sex marriage and has gone on at length about how it is the road to society's destruction, about par for the course for a religious group. FotF also goes on to say that same sex marriage will lead to "unstable homes for children," a claim that has not been substantiated in any reputable study. In fact the American Psychological Association and the Royal College of Psychiatrists (UK) have specifically stated that Focus on the Family has no scientific research to back up its claims.

Focus on the Family has also come under fire from researchers across the country for distorting their work. Researcher Judith Stacey pointed out that one of her studies that is frequently cited as evidence that children are harmed by same sex households only compared two parent households to single parent households with no mention of same sex parentage at all.  Researcher Elizabeth Saewyc had her study on teen suicides used to promote Conversion Therapy where gays are forced to "be straight" even though the study linked those suicides to harassments like conversion therapy and an outside push to "be normal."

And Focus on the Family is the GOOD cop among the two organizations. The Family Research Council is far, far worse.

The FRC was founded by the same person in the same state in 1983. Right now it's headed by Tony Perkins and its messages are spread by Senior Fellow for Policy Studies Peter Sprigg. Where to even begin? For starters, the FRC has been designated as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center, who made its name fighting the Klan and other discriminatory groups several decades ago. The list of distortions and lies the FRC has made is extensive. Some of the lowlights:
  • Claiming domestic violence happens at a high level in LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered) relationships.
  • Citing "private sources" in saying that gay appointee David Hansell would cut funds from states that bar gay marriage.
  • Connecting homosexuality and pedophilia.
  • Citing the research of Paul Cameron, who has been discredited by virtually every reputable Psychiatric association in the United States and Canada.
  • Using data from the 70s and 80s to make the case against same sex relationships when said data has been thoroughly debunked.

It gets worse. (Going to continue quoting Holy Bullies here.) The FRC has said...

  • "Hatred for men is typical of a lesbian experience."
  • "Homosexuals say they don't want children, but boy they put a lot of energy into going after them."
  • "The homosexual rights movement has tried to distance itself from pedophilia, but only for public relations purposes."
  • "There is a strong undercurrent of pedophilia in the homosexual subculture."
  • "You don't have to eat the stale crumbs off the dirty floor, which is basically what lesbianism is."
  • that the Employee Non-Discrimination Act is a "Crossdresser Protection Bill."
  • LGBT individuals suffer from several ills (like depression) at higher rates while failing to acknowledge that the cause of those ills is homophobia and harassment, not being LGBT.
  • that studies prove that gay men and women are more promiscuous, even though those studies were performed before gay marriage was legal.
At the risk of being redundant, I will stop there.  The FRC has harped on the same points over and over again, that LGBT individuals are less healthy (false), that they are more likely to molest children (false), and that they make worse parents (false).

Perhaps most reprehensible is that the FRC continues to oppose legislation that would curtail bullying, even in the wake of several teen suicides.  That the FRC can not only ignore teen suicides, but actually take active measures to ensure they continue is nothing short of disgusting.

Where does Tim Tebow fall in all of this?  Like I said, I don't know.  But what I do know is that he donated his face and his star power to Focus on the Family.  That alone is bad enough.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

CV Cast - Predators

Loser's GDT - Predators

Barry Trotz vs. Lindy Ruff tonight...with all the changes in coaching staffs going on around the league recently, it's UNBELIEVABLE these guys have been in their positions since 1997!!!
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Nice nipples on Trotz.
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Tootoo was trying to make something happen, had no where else to go but jump...not really his fault
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My Lord Tootoo, you are effin stupid.
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You guys can't be serious... Tootoo 100% deserves whatever he gets. That was a dumb decision by him.
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These Buffalo announcers suck....calling for an immediate suspension for Toots.....

Toots was heading across Miller's crease, NOT towards Miller himself.
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Regardless of what just happened, we don't deserve to be losing, let alone down 2-0.
(Lol, dumbass)
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Agree. Tootoo has to make a better decision. I mean, he lost the puck and continued into the goalie. What did he expect? Especially since this is Miller's first game back.

Dumb move, Toots. I can't defend this jackassery.
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MSG just interviewed Ryan Miller, he said he didn't think the Tootoo hit was entirely intentional and I agree. Although I will say that Tootoo is a professional athlete in the sport that requires the most situational awareness so I find it hard to believe that he didn't have some idea of where he was and what he was doing.

I like the Nashville crowds' energy, just wish they were a bit more voluminous. Also, I wish they would put their ice girls in a bit less clothing. No bare midriff? For shame.

I liked the response to the hit aside from one thing. I wish Paul Gaustad would have had the presence of mind to point at the $7 million sack of cash sitting on Nashville's bench with no helmet. Far bigger statement.
(Okay that one was me.)
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