The Most Bizarre Google Searches That Have Found My Blog

Yes, I went through all 4,400+ search terms that led people to this blog.  Without further ado, the best of the best...


Leading off with "Horrible Typos and Grammar Shortcomings:"

• sexual relatinship valgar
• angelina jolie boops
• are women who are he she real
• best style of ideal focking
• dejvid boreanaz - I like how he spelled Boreanaz right and David wrong
  
• first look at caracell mall
• herrington sabres galisano
• how do i win at internet
• j have a small penis and my prefere wife the big black penis 
• i want to be a porn stare 
• ultimaye surrendet male version free vodeo 
• valger sex craim

Fags

• Derek Roy Gay
• brad richards gay or girlfriend
• bryan murray's lisp be cured?
• gay wargames
• gays rubbing their dicks
• halloween gay pissing psycho
• justin bieber likes to suck penis
• you're all retarded fags
• is tomas vanek gay?

Important Questions

• how to satisfy a girl while making sex relation
• is eric staal good in bed?
• what about timothy olyphant?
• what does the phrase "criminally vulgar" mean?
• what is this about derek roy being a locker room cancer
• where does the penis go in the vagina
• why are pittsburgh steeler fan so obnoxious
• why are women lazy in the sack
• why do hate sedins
• are there rapes at carousel center

Irrefutable Truths

• Fat Steelers Fan
• This gave me erectile Dysfunction
• bandwagonburgh
• cat gave me a boner
• being an islander fan sucks
• best blog ever vulgar
• Cam ward sucks
• cost of watching 17 flyers fans beat the shit out of a devils fan priceless
• girls are doing shitting & pissing
• i'm gonna touch her titties
• intelligent women sport shorter hair
• linda cohn is a stupid bitch
• my cat bullies me
• oh that's awesome girl
• phil kessel down syndrome
• rick nash was cute when he was skinny
• sidney crosby pays for hookers
• we speak the same language bjork
• zombies ate my penis
• you make me want to falcon punch babies

What the hell?

• Peyton Manning Illegitimate Children
• Tom Brady Illegitimate Children
• things that have a 1 in 4 chance of happening
• pat kaleta legos
• thomas ashley vanek
• swallowed promise ring
• tim connolly werewolves writing
• a brief history of my thumb
  
• biron fight with rick jeanneret
• blue circular hazmat suit sticker
• duck shitting on redwing jersey
• hate the bruins poem
• mike grier stats "hat trick"
• mother teresa touching
• pilgrims dying time
• quebec snowman thing
• racist animorphs
  
• sabres flyers poop photo
• thomas vanek fan fiction
• tim connolly disgusting fetishes
• vulgar poems for fat guys
• vulgar version of beverly hillbilly lyrics
• zombie alexander hamilton
• вино strawbery

I Have Learned Far Too Much About The Masturbatory Habits Of Strangers

• Starcraft Porn
• cats and erectile dysfunction
• fucking dolphin
• michele bachmann bdsm
• opium den women
• orgasm skirt
• bear dicks
• green man boner
• herpes porn
• hockey tits bruins
• i showed dick to kid i first grade
• kids penis
• mickey mouse porn
• nhl nude
• rooting around in her rump
• school yard penis from space
• starcraft nude tower defense
• titty coming out of a pussy
• toddlers penis norm
• trent dilfer butt photos
• vintage dutch sex
• weckpussy
• zdeno charas fat penis

Zdeno Chara's fat disfigured caveman penis indeed.