I like shitty southern teams because their GDTs are short. Let's begin
Venue: That place where State plays basketball.
Channel: The one with all the Viagra commercials.
Announcers: Sideburns and Watershed.
Jealous Older Brother - Depressed Older Brother - Our Savior
Those of Finnish descent and a 19-year-old child
Small Horse - Should be our Captain - Compete Level
Fats - Our best FA signing - This player should get real ice time
Drunk - The Man I spent 30 All-Star votes on
Our best Dman - The dude from the Simpsons
That guy none of us like anymore - AHL Hardest Slap Shot winner
Our only chance of winning
Better than ours
Let's go Canes!!!
(Wow, post of the night. That's really all you need to see.)