But I can tell you one thing, it's great to see Pens fans whining about how one of their iconic players went to play for their most hated rival. I want to spread those bitch-tears on the floor and roll around in them like a Labrador in a black and yellow dead animal.
It's not bad enough that Pittsburgh sports fans have a massive inferiority complex in general perpetuated by stupid sports casters and talk show hosts. Oh, their fans "travel so well." Bullshit. They're just as big of bandwagoning fucks as Cowboys and Yankees fans, but no one calls them on it. It's even worse in the NHL where they get publicity out the ass for having one of the most
Guess what Pens fans, you're not god's gift to hockey (Terry Pegula is), you're not special, and everyone is sick of your shit. There are some players that might not want to play for Dan Bylsma (who looks like a serial rapist...WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE NOTICE THIS!), or with