Tuesday, September 13, 2011

I'm Glad Jagr Shit on the Pens

I'll be up front about a few things here; I don't know much about Jaromir Jagr, and I don't remember his previous time with the Pittsburgh Penguins.  The only information I can glean comes from Pittsburgh media articles a decade old (and we know how trustworthy the media is when it comes to European players, right Buffalo?). All I know is that the Flyers offered him what amounts to be chump change (considering what he's made in his career) more that Pittsburgh did and he took it.

But I can tell you one thing, it's great to see Pens fans whining about how one of their iconic players went to play for their most hated rival.  I want to spread those bitch-tears on the floor and roll around in them like a Labrador in a black and yellow dead animal.

It's not bad enough that Pittsburgh sports fans have a massive inferiority complex in general perpetuated by stupid sports casters and talk show hosts.  Oh, their fans "travel so well."  Bullshit.  They're just as big of bandwagoning fucks as Cowboys and Yankees fans, but no one calls them on it.  It's even worse in the NHL where they get publicity out the ass for having one of the most marketable boring but talented players in the game.  It just feeds and feeds their overgrown fan ego making it more intolerable by the second and I am glad Jaromir Jagr let some of the air out of it.

Guess what Pens fans, you're not god's gift to hockey (Terry Pegula is), you're not special, and everyone is sick of your shit.  There are some players that might not want to play for Dan Bylsma (who looks like a serial rapist...WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE NOTICE THIS!),  or with Marc Savard Paul Kariya Eric Lindros Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Matt Cooke, or in front of your fans (who make Leafs fans look like a 1920s prohibitionist league).  Welcome back to earth.

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