Length: 104 Minutes
Big Names: Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard
IMDB Score: 5.6 (out of 10)
Synopsis: Nicolas Cage has escaped from hell to rescue his grand daughter from an evil cult. All hell literally breaks loose.
Review: Confession, I love Nicolas Cage, even though the last two of his movies that I had seen, National Treasure II, and Knowing were horrifically bad. I had low expectations for this movie, and they were pretty well met. It was awful, but awful in a kind of amusing way. Cage's character is bad ass for a bunch of random reasons, and there are a lot of naked titties in it that appealed to my male sensibilities. It was just barely an hour and a half that I didn't mind donating to this movie.
Acting: 5/10 - Cage needs to quit playing action hero.
Quality Within Genre: 5/10 - Had plenty of actiony stuff, but a plot that grew more and more ridiculous.
Entertainment Value: 8/10 - Topless chicks, an undead Nic Cage shooting people. Awesome.
Realism (Within the world defined by the movie): 0/10 - Utterly ridiculous.
Rewatch Value: 0/10 - Not happening.