The following are facts based on personal observation.
Subaru - In spite of the fact that you are in possession of a vehicle with four wheel drive and a decent amount of gross weight, one snowflake or raindrop will send you 20 mph below the speed limit. Left lane, right lane...you don't care!
Hummer - You are a douchebag and the size of your vehicle is inversely proportional to the size of your reproductive organs.
Chevrolet Cavalier - You are a hot girl but you are either slutty, trashy or both. You are guaranteed to be using a cell phone while driving.
Cadillac - You remember prohibition.
BMW - You're vain and fairly well off. You think that driving a beamer makes you better than everyone else.
Pontiac Sunfire/Grand Prix - You're vain and not so well off. You think driving a Sunfire/Grand Prix makes you look cooler than everyone else. You probably have obscenely tinted windows.
Prius - You are pretensious and look like it. No one wears berets anymore dude.
Any Large Truck - You are either over compensating and can't afford a Hummer, or you're a lesbian. Possibly both.
Any Small Truck - You have a small penis and are comfortable telling the world.
SUV - Let it go already, you stopped being cool once you had kids. Just get a minivan.
Minivan -You are ten seconds away from snapping and mowing down an entire outlet mall because your damn kid spilled his juice again.
Volkswagen Jetta - You are a hot chick and think you're too good for everyone else.
Volvo - Well la dee da, too good for a BMW are we?
Smart Car - You make the Prius dude look like Larry the Cable Guy. You are the king of the hipsters.
Any Toyota/Honda - You have no personality.
Any Ford - You are a masochist and love punishment.
Dodge Calibur/Pontiac Aztek/Buick Rendezvous/Any Buick really - You are either blind or have no taste.
Any older Ford/Chevy/Dodge - You are in college and paying for it.
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