Thursday, November 18, 2010

Easy Foods to Eat


Surprisingly my physique has not yet reached "Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man."
 These are my basic meals.  Each has it's pros and cons:

Hard Boiled Eggs
Pros -Yummy, protein.
Cons - Long preparation.  Getting the fucking shell off.

Scrambled Eggs
Pros - Easier than hard-boiled eggs.
Cons - Always overcooked from fear of getting eggmonella.

Tuna
Pros - Tasty, relatively simple, filling.
Cons - It's only so long before the cats learn to join forces.

Toast
Pros - Easy.
Cons - As filling as breathing.

Canned Soup
Pros - Yay Microwave!
Cons - Boo burning your tongue while half of it is inexplicably ice cold.

Hot Pockets
Pros - Tasty...
Cons - ...unless you have more than two of one type in a week.  Then you will hate them forever.

Cookies
Pros - Tasty.
Cons - Fat.

Cheese-Its
Pros - Easy
Cons - Orange fingers inhibit typing.

Cold Leftovers
Pros - Probably healthiest.
Cons - Might have developed sentience.

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