Monday, October 25, 2010

Tiny Penis and the Whore of Florida

I don't give a shit about what happens in the Brett Favre - Jenn Sterger saga.  I really hope that whatever it is, it humiliates both parties because they're both really fucking annoying.

First of all, Brett Favre is Brett Favre.  Everyone is sick of the guy.  But at least now you can take solace in the fact that he apparently has a really unimpressive penis.  (2:08 folks).

I mostly want to rail on Jenn Sterger and what an obnoxious piece of shit she is.  Look, we've all seen this story before.  She's Anna Kournikova, Ines Sainz, and Erin Andrews all rolled into one.  She is famous for nothing other than being attractive in an era where that attractiveness can be spread literally everywhere in seconds.  (See Stokke, Allison).  But at least Allison Stokke has being a pretty good pole vaulter (no comment) to fall back on (no comment).  Jenn Sterger has her tits.

Oh wait, no she doesn't!  From Wikipedia:

"In 2009, Sterger had her breast implants removed, stating that they had served their purpose for her career, and that she was tired of being stereotyped."

Wait, you mean like stereotyped as a shallow whore who is going to use every ounce of her massive fake tits to get ahead?  Oh wait, that's not stereotyping, she actually is that.  She should be thanking Brett Favre because his cocktexting was the only way she was ever going to be in the public eye again...you know...other than google image searches of five year old pictures every time a teenager wants some masturbation fodder.

The real famous person in this story is Brett Favre's forty two year old dick.  Replace Jenn Sterger with any other woman on the planet and this is just as big a story.  Replace Brett Favre's penis with my penis and no one cares.  It's no wonder she's been unavailable for comment and seems genuinely apathetic about the whole situation.  No one watches The Daily Line on Versus.  Hell, no one watches Versus at all.  Without this story, she would be a "who?" along with Allison Stokke, identifiable solely by pictures that are only getting older.

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